I was just talking to Eskal and sent him an email of what happened to me last night and I figured I'd post it here.  It was really fucking funny, I was playing a guy heads-up pot limit Omaha last night and he was absolutely crushing me.  And this guy was AWFUL, he was honestly really bad but I just kept running into a cold deck, it was pretty sick.  There were a couple huge pots where I flopped the nut full house and he flopped quads and a couple other set over set hands where he was getting the better end of it.   When I'm playing heads-up and losing like this I usually quit, but this guy was so bad that I couldn't stop playing.  Then all of a sudden he stopped playing and started chatting with me in the chat box and here's the conversation... its quite humorous.. I'm Goodfella_84:

picktherightone: hey
picktherightone: we play like this
Goodfella_84: yeah
picktherightone: they took too much rake money
picktherightone: i think they took more than $ 60
picktherightone: already
picktherightone: hey
Goodfella_84: Not too much we can do
picktherightone: we can play a tourny
Goodfella_84: play what
picktherightone: that we we dont pay too much rak
picktherightone: tournerment
picktherightone: as heads up
picktherightone: hey write down my name
Goodfella_84: Well i'd prefer to play here.. but if u
want to do that .. thats fine
picktherightone: we can play next time
picktherightone: dont worry
picktherightone: i let you time to reverge
Goodfella_84: Alright, let's play then
picktherightone: thye took too much rake money
picktherightone: hey are you rich ?
Goodfella_84: lol.. why
picktherightone: how much you have in your account
?
Goodfella_84: thats my business
picktherightone: i  feel bad that i won too much
money from you
Goodfella_84: Then lets continue
picktherightone: ok

picktherightone: hold on
picktherightone: see
picktherightone: how much they took away from rake
?
Goodfella_84: its a standard in every game
picktherightone: but we play in low stake
picktherightone: but they still rake the same
Goodfella_84: yeah.. its the same on every site
picktherightone: i dont might they we play for like
50/100
picktherightone: then that is diffrent
picktherightone: but we cannoot play like that
picktherightone: hey Good
Goodfella_84: have you played online before?
picktherightone: do you have extra cash ?
picktherightone: yeah
Goodfella_84: what do u mean extra cash
picktherightone: but  we play with many people
Goodfella_84: I don't get it?
picktherightone: i never play heads up
picktherightone: good
picktherightone: would you please let me borrow $
100
picktherightone: i promise i will pay you back
Goodfella_84: lol.. you just won $400 off of me and you want me to lend you money?
picktherightone: i need to eneter the big table
picktherightone: when i win
picktherightone: i will double you up
Goodfella_84: lol.. how about you just play me for it
picktherightone: i promisse
picktherightone: i told you
picktherightone: they rake too much money
picktherightone: let eneter the tour
picktherightone: play
Goodfella_84: well no I don't do transfers.. I just want
to play
picktherightone: please
picktherightone: i will pay you back

picktherightone: plus i dont want play with you
picktherightone: i feel bad that we are killing each
other here
Goodfella_84: Don't worry.. I'm a big boy.. I can
handle it
picktherightone: are you rich ?
picktherightone: i am poor man
picktherightone: i work in the restaurant
Goodfella_84: Then play and beat me some more.. I
don't care
picktherightone: i lost all my money
picktherightone: i only had $ 15 left
Goodfella_84: u have $400 at this table
picktherightone: lucky that i won from you
picktherightone: but you are rich
Goodfella_84: So lets play with it
picktherightone: ok
picktherightone: plese le tme borrow $ 100
picktherightone: i will play with ypou
picktherightone: i have to sleep too , i have to work
tomorow
Goodfella_84: listen.. theres zero chance of me
sending you money.. lets just Play
picktherightone: ok .. i hope you understand
picktherightone: i dont want you to transfer me
picktherightone: if you are not rich
picktherightone: but if you are rich
Goodfella_84: Listen buddy, you are obvs a better player then me, so just keep playing and win more



Now this went on and on and I couldn't stop laughing out loud in my bedroom at 4am.  This guy smashes then asks for me to lend him money..lol  I was trying everything I could to get him to start playing again and then he finally did.  I ended up winning like half of it back until he quit me again begging for money.  Anyways I thought this was funny and posted on here.  I've run into many donkeys online but this guy was too much.

Alright I'm gonna start a session now so I'll blog later on.